I laughed so hard at the word poots
These poots are made for walkin
This is the single best Ask Amy response I’ve ever read
i love it when people who do shit things write in asks to validate their shittiness and it backfires. It feeds me
OK ASK AMY W THE SWIFT #CLAPBACK
windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages
"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"
"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"
"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"
A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.
rich people are f**ked up
This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..